Ha! If she thinks I love this thing, she is seriously deranged.
I didn't actually knit it myself; I cut up a thrift-store sweater and stitched it together using these instructions: http://www.craftstylish.com/item/40669/how-to-make-a-recycled-dog-sweater
I wonder how long it would take to knaw apart the sewing machine cord? Then this could never happen again.
Bella and I want to wish you a very happy Valentine's Day!
Yeah, okay, Happy Valentine's Day. Now can somebody help me out of this sweater?