"She could peel an apple . . . in one looong, curly strip. The whole apple."
In the spirit of the Bloggy Giveaway Carnival that seems to be making the rounds of the blogosphere, I will give away a paltry $5 gift card to the first correct responder. A gift card for what? I don't know. I haven't figured that out yet.

You may laugh, but the Ironman Triathlon's going on in my brain. I'm burning 1,000 calories a minute.
You're distracting me. I just tripped over a hurdle.
Well, pardon me, Bella. I'll go back to my
No need. That'll take place in my head, too.
Letter People. For all their letters, they're strangely silent.
Windfalls.
Weird-looking windfall. Note to self: Do not eat.
Swamp.
The Great Pumpkins.
Bella and I wish you a happy fall!



F-f-f-f-fractions?
Penmanship? But...but...but...I've got, like, NO thumbs...
Huh. 
One thing's sure. I would totally ace Naptime.