I've been trying to be a bit more disciplined when it comes to physical fitness. Not everyone in the household has gotten on the bandwagon, however. This is what Someone Else is doing while I'm slaving away with my exercise DVD.
Don't mock me. I'm exercising in my head.
You may laugh, but the Ironman Triathlon's going on in my brain. I'm burning 1,000 calories a minute.
You're distracting me. I just tripped over a hurdle.
Well, pardon me, Bella. I'll go back to my T-Tapp. Just tell me when you need me to drive you to the medal ceremony.
No need. That'll take place in my head, too.