I received today what I believe to be just about the funniest valentine ever.
Perhaps I should interject here (lest you think I'm receiving mail from people with homicidal, cannibalistic tendencies) that this card came from Bella. My cat. I believe my parents may have helped her pick it out.
And I really believe Bella does love me. Because she never has clawed me to pieces and feasted on the remains. Not even once.
Happy Heart Day. From me and the cat.